Harry Potter: Alternative Ending
Published: 19th May 2007
You know how the characters in Harry Potter are always banging on about muggles, and how we're so inadequate we have to use technology, to make up for not having magic?
Well, wouldn't it be funny if it turned out that
magic is actually
heuristic nano-technology, sent back in time from the distant future to the middle-ages,
and originally invented by us!
It'd be like,
Ha! Who's the fucking muggles now?